Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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