her vagine was all disorganized.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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