whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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