they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
And then my night got REAL pukey
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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