should my penis look like a turkey
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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