Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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