do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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