Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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