He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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