idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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