He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You need Xanax blowdarts
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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