well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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