OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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