awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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