i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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