If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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