I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
