Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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