i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
