google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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