I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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