Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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