See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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