Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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