Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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