do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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