hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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