i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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