Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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