just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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