There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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