Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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