he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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