Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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