i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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