i permit you to call me
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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