jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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