how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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