Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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