Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So apparently I’m into choking now
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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