Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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