its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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