Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Life is so much better after having sex.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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