sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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