I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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