Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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