hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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