Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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