Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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