return my video game
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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