Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
nutella sex= disaster
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
40s are totally the cure
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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