Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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