wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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